jordan

digitalgorilla // by jordan whitehouse

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:02:17 +0000

digitalgorilla // by jordan whitehouse

huzzah mk II

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:02:23 +0100

here’s to 18 weeks of not smoking.

huzzah.

bedroom panorama // meprobably the least interesting photograph...

Fri, 23 May 2008 13:54:13 +0100

bedroom panorama // me

probably the least interesting photograph known to mankind

huzzah

Thu, 08 May 2008 13:59:30 +0100

here’s to 11 weeks of not smoking :D

"i don’t have my virginity, but i have the box it came in."

Tue, 06 May 2008 22:04:24 +0100

“i don’t have my virginity, but i have the box it came in.”

- @bort13 via bash.org

hello

Tue, 06 May 2008 18:02:00 +0100

it’s been a couple of days since i actually wrote anything, so here goes;

the weather is gorgeous. today, i literally pined for the sweet scent of freshly mown grass, coupled with a pint of magner’s finest cider, and a joint larger than the finger of a very very fat child.

what i actually got was a trip to see iron man, andwathc robert downey jnr give an absolutely stellar performance. So it may not be the next “apocalypse now” or “deer hunter”, but my god, if you just turn your brain down a couple of notches, smile when there’s a pretty girl, and grin gleefully when something gets blown up, then it makes a damn fine film.

in other news, i think i have been smoking a lot of pot. i mean, it’s always social, donw with friends, but it’s been constant for around the last 4 weeks. i haven’t slept in my own bed in four nights (god bless casual work attire and spare toothbrushes.)

and so, it is with great regret that the last bastion of temption is to fall.

yes, that is correct, i am to stop smoking pot.

***an addendum***

stop smoking pot so regularly.

until luke comes home, then who knows?

(i do, you’ll have a wicked summer with your three best friends, then you’ll clean up your act, maybe. - future jordan)

my arm // brett game

Tue, 06 May 2008 17:54:13 +0100

my arm // brett game

Faux(ne) hdr with a k850i. I need to have less time on my hands....

Fri, 02 May 2008 00:55:05 +0100

Faux(ne) hdr with a k850i. I need to have less time on my hands. Incidently i am uploading this from my mobile. Cool.

moving with the times

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:25:27 +0100

let’s hear it for posting from your phone. :)

blarg

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:14:34 +0100

j’ai mal a la gorge.

tonsillitis is a bitch.

we’re so screwed // anon

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:11:17 +0100

we’re so screwed // anon

pheromones // pheramoans

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:22:28 +0100

jordan: how the fuck does the poor girl even put up with me?

brock: maybe she's addicted to your pheramoans, you do stink.

jordan: yeah. and if it weren't for the fact that you can't smell pheromones, you'd maybe have an argument.

brock: thanks for not pointing out i spelled it wrong at least.

jordan: hey, i'm an easy going sort...

"…because nobody has a dick made of chocolate which ejaculates money."

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:54:39 +0100

“…because nobody has a dick made of chocolate which ejaculates money.”

- anonymous on why men can’t please women.

blymhill panorama // jordan

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:26:22 +0100

blymhill panorama // jordan

"i see you’ve played knifey/spoony before"

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:22:37 +0100

“i see you’ve played knifey/spoony before”

- chris brock, realising that he doesn’t have a grinder to hand pulls out a flick knife and makes me laugh.

back garden // jordan

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:25:35 +0100

back garden // jordan

all spark awesomeness

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:35:58 +0100

all spark awesomeness

colour halftone awesomeness // jordan

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:43:33 +0100

colour halftone awesomeness // jordan

tumblrrrrr added an "e" on april fool's day

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:33:27 +0100

here’s to 8 weeks of not smoking.

it feels nice to go for a run without the fear of breathing related affliction striking me down mid-jog. and the ambulance people (paramedics - i forgot the word earlier // future jordan) finding me face down in a ditch having shit myself when i died.

so yes; FUCK YOU NICOTINE YOU SWEET SWEET MISTRESS.

i also haven’t posted in a while, because i have had nearly two weeks holiday that i was owed from the last tax year, so i’ve pretty much been doing sweet fa, barre getting high with my friends and going on road trips (which, incidently are entirely different events spontaneously happening in their own amazing and distinctly seperate time frames.)

i had to emphasise the not-together-ness of the events because you don’t DUI. ever. no excuses. ever.

wow, i turned that one round quick…

engraved macbook // jundulatefit.

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:59:37 +0100

engraved macbook // jundulate

fit.