jordan

Feb
18th

Wed

digitalgorilla // by jordan whitehouse

Jun
9th

Mon

huzzah mk II

here’s to 18 weeks of not smoking.

huzzah.

May
23rd

Fri

bedroom panorama // me

probably the least interesting photograph known to mankind

May
8th

Thu

huzzah

here’s to 11 weeks of not smoking :D

May
6th

Tue

i don’t have my virginity, but i have the box it came in.

— @bort13 via bash.org

it’s been a couple of days since i actually wrote anything, so here goes;

the weather is gorgeous. today, i literally pined for the sweet scent of freshly mown grass, coupled with a pint of magner’s finest cider, and a joint larger than the finger of a very very fat child.

what i actually got was a trip to see iron man, andwathc robert downey jnr give an absolutely stellar performance. So it may not be the next “apocalypse now” or “deer hunter”, but my god, if you just turn your brain down a couple of notches, smile when there’s a pretty girl, and grin gleefully when something gets blown up, then it makes a damn fine film.

in other news, i think i have been smoking a lot of pot. i mean, it’s always social, donw with friends, but it’s been constant for around the last 4 weeks. i haven’t slept in my own bed in four nights (god bless casual work attire and spare toothbrushes.)

and so, it is with great regret that the last bastion of temption is to fall.

yes, that is correct, i am to stop smoking pot.

***an addendum***

stop smoking pot so regularly.

until luke comes home, then who knows?

(i do, you’ll have a wicked summer with your three best friends, then you’ll clean up your act, maybe. - future jordan)

my arm // brett game

May
2nd

Fri

Faux(ne) hdr with a k850i. I need to have less time on my hands. Incidently i am uploading this from my mobile. Cool.

Apr
29th

Tue

moving with the times

let’s hear it for posting from your phone. :)

Apr
26th

Sat

blarg

j’ai mal a la gorge.

tonsillitis is a bitch.

Apr
22nd

Tue

we’re so screwed // anon

Apr
20th

Sun

pheromones // pheramoans

jordan: how the fuck does the poor girl even put up with me?
brock: maybe she's addicted to your pheramoans, you do stink.
jordan: yeah. and if it weren't for the fact that you can't smell pheromones, you'd maybe have an argument.
brock: thanks for not pointing out i spelled it wrong at least.
jordan: hey, i'm an easy going sort...

Apr
18th

Fri

…because nobody has a dick made of chocolate which ejaculates money.

— anonymous on why men can’t please women.

blymhill panorama // jordan

Apr
16th

Wed

i see you’ve played knifey/spoony before